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What's the instantanious one-step program to becoming sober?
Fall into a bonfire.
-Christopher Titus
How funny will it be when I have to remove your brain with a spork when you become a zombie... actually that would be a laugh.
-fluffyphoenix
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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You can't reach into IN your arms are too long.
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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You can't reach into IN your arms are too long.
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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What is the terror of Death?
That we die, our work incomplete.
What is the joy of life?
To die, knowing our task is done.
In each of us there burns a soul of a warrior
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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