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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
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What's the instantanious one-step program to becoming sober?
Fall into a bonfire.
-Christopher Titus
How funny will it be when I have to remove your brain with a spork when you become a zombie... actually that would be a laugh.
-fluffyphoenix
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
Good fun shizzle indeed~
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BLOOP~
The Gypsy Queen Extraordinaire
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I aint got anything to prove, cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
Sure I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in many ways I am king. Hail To The King Baby.
I am a leaf in the wind, watch me soar.
Yeah, we gotta challenge ourselves at times I suppose
None the less, coolage, and keep a rockin'
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BLOOP~
The Gypsy Queen Extraordinaire
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